Woosta and Dong

This week's VIEWER MAIL... or some of it...

2009-08-06T17:54:00.004+01:00

DONG:
It's messy, but we got to look at
the stuff you flung in our places.

WOOSTA:
IT'S YOUR VIEWER MAIL!

[FULL SCREEN GRAPHIC:
"VIEWER MAIL TITLE
SEQUENCE GOES HERE"

DONG:
We really should take a look at
putting in some kinda title sequence there, W.

WOOSTA:
(HOLDS ONE HAND FINGERS UP IN A "W")
"Wat-ever".

DONG:
That's funny, where did'ya learn that.

WOOSTA:
Bebo. Friend Ben speak.

DONG:
"who the hell are u mestka devka"

WOOSTA:
(LAUGHS) We're not the mestka devka...

DONG:
Man, that'd be awesome though,
wouldn't it Woosta?

WOOSTA:
The mestka devka have a *great* web show over on Orion.

DONG:
Complete shame and waste there is no life on Orion.

WOOSTA:
In your face mestka and devka.
Hope that clears things up for you, Ben.

DONG:
Marijanjohnson writes hope we get- becaome famous on YouTube.

WOOSTA:
Think we'll need a few more than 18 subscribers.
Hey look - if it isn't rfaber DM'ing our twitter.

DONG:
Way ahead of ya.

DONG:
So, another successful VIEWER MAIL.
Keep your comments coming in
on our bebo page
to @woostandong on twitter
on our youtube videos
or COMMENTS below.

WOOSTA:
Huh.

CLICK HERE for all our VIEWER MAIL

http://woostandong.blogspot.com/search/label/Viewer%20Mail

ANTHEM FOR PARTYFUNTIME2022 - Carry On Music

2009-08-05T17:38:00.004+01:00

WOOSTA:
Is that you again?

DONG:
Hey there, we're-

WOOSTA:
It's Tuesday again, so we're looking for an anthem for PARTYFUNTIME2022.

DONG:
Basically a nice tune, or some music
to play loud as hell when the rest of us arrive to anh-

WOOSTA:
Party.

DONG:
Yeah, *party*. In 2022.

WOOSTA:
So here's our candidate this week.
Imagine the skies darkening-

DONG:
-as the craft of unimaginable technology hove into view.

WOOSTA:
With this blasting out from all our speakers.

DONG:
We got bass to turn up too.
I think AweBOT1'll really dig this.

WOOSTA:
ONE MORE TIME.

DONG:
(OVER MUSIC) In case he doesn't go for it...
If you got ANY suggestion for a
music track we should take a look at,
CLICK ON 'COMMENTS' BELOW! X

CLICK HERE for all our previous failed ANTHEMS FOR PARTYFUNTIME2022

http://woostandong.blogspot.com/search/label/Anthem%20for%20PFT22

PRINCESS FOR DONG - What would Lily Cole do? - Chair.

2009-08-04T17:28:00.000+01:00

DONG:
If I make Lily Cole to be Princess of my Province come the day of PARTYFUNTIME2022...

WOOSTA:
...We ask...
What would Lily Cole do?

DONG:
She would have a nice sit down.

WOOSTA:
On the street.
With her own chair.

DONG:
Classsy.
That's a real... Princess For Dong.

CLICK HERE for all our PRINCESS FOR DONG posts

http://woostandong.blogspot.com/search/label/Princess%20for%20Dong

Episode 7 - COLOUR BARS - the essential WOOSTA AND DONG - "0db, 1000 hurts"

2009-08-03T16:37:00.001+01:00

DONG:
So yeah, this was a long day in the studio.
We were checking out so many videos
we didn't know when to stop.

WOOSTA:
Doooooooooo....
(BEATBOX NOISE)

DONG:
Dig that groove.
We're gonna start running out of videos soon,
so we're just going to make some more, and
run this bad boy underneath.

WOOSTA:
(MORE BEATBOXING)

DONG:
Get down.

WOOSTA:
(MOUTH RECORD SCRATCH)

DONG:
Bring the beat back.

CLICK HERE for all our VIDEOS

http://woostandong.blogspot.com/search/label/Videos

Episode 6 - WOOSTA and DONG review sexy lady music videos on our MISSION FAIL 2004

2009-07-27T18:18:00.004+01:00

Ep6 Review Music Videos 1 - Lady Videos - WOOSTA and DONG (MISSIONFAIL2004)

DONG:
Laura Pausini and Kele Le Roc.

WOOSTA:
I was so hungry by this stage-

DONG:
Do you think you might've had a some kind of sugar low?

WOOSTA:
Yeah, sugar low during all the honeys.

DONG:
We should put the longer versions of these vids up.
Don't think we come over very well in this one.

WOOSTA:
Don't think we... do what with them where now?

DONG:
(EXITS) I'll go get us that tea.

WOOSTA:
(CALLS) TWO LUMPS.
Ack, I'm doing it again.
Make it stop.

CLICK HERE for all our VIDEOS

http://woostandong.blogspot.com/search/label/Videos

or
ALL OUR VIDEOS FROM THE BEGINNING! CLICK HERE! NOW!

Some of our VIEWER MAIL this week...

2009-07-23T16:34:00.010+01:00

DONG:
Okay, we've not taken a look at our messages from you in a while...

WOOSTA:
We looked at them, - we just didn't write them down.

DONG:
Cool music lover writes on one of our youtube vids... "get your azzes up".

WOOSTA:
They're up, C.M.L. I don't know what they are, but they're up.

DONG:
ECB Films writes on our youtube channel, "Dear awesome person"-

WOOSTA:
Waitaminute. Did he just-

DONG:
Yeah. Person. I know. You see? The kind of hate mail we get?

WOOSTA:
Like this one. A direct message to our twitter account.

DONG:
It's okay W, I done the reply.

WOOSTA:
You're no Queen of no Traffic.
And this one from the bebo page we do.

DONG:
Did you... send a reply or something.

WOOSTA:
(PROUD) Oh yeah.

DONG:
'Cuz... Cuz I think she likes you.

WOOSTA:
Oh.

DONG:
So, another successful VIEWER MAIL.
Keep your comments coming in
on our bebo page
to @woostandong on twitter
on our youtube videos
or COMMENTS below.

WOOSTA:
Huh.

CLICK HERE for all our VIEWER MAIL

http://woostandong.blogspot.com/search/label/Viewer%20Mail

PRINCESS FOR DONG - twiiter.com girl lady

2009-07-22T17:25:00.000+01:00

WOOSTA:
So who's yer Princess this week Dong?

DONG:
Well Woosta, she's from a great site that sounds a bit like twitter but it isn't twitter and it doesn't do anything that twitter does it's just like got a name that spells a bit like twitter.

DONG:
Behold... Girl from (TA DA!) twiiter dot com

WOOSTA:
What.

DONG:
Twiiter. D'ya see - it's like twitter, but if you have big thick fingers like us you go to twiiter instead. They must be very clever to like ensnare us like that...

WOOSTA:
Whatta loada twiits.

WOOSTA WANDERS OFF.

DONG:
She's like a siren of the twiiterati.
AweBOT1's gonna love her.
(TURNS ON SPOT)
Woosta?
If you've got a Princess for me,
- leave her link in the COMMENTS BELOW.
Thank you.
Just in case.

CLICK HERE for all our PRINCESS FOR DONG posts

http://woostandong.blogspot.com/search/label/Princess%20for%20Dong

Episode 5 - WOOSTA and DONG And The Smoking Man SHORT VERSION- another video from our MISSIONFAIL2004

2009-07-20T17:37:00.001+01:00

Ep5 WOOSTA and DONG And The Smoking Man - SHORT VERSION - MISSIONFAIL2004

DONG:
You know I think you might've been kinda hard on this guy...

WOOSTA:
Yeah, for a 25 year old, he's doing great.

DONG:
What a career he's got ahead.

WOOSTA:
(COUGHS) If only he could see it.

DONG:
(SPLUTTERS) Was that you Woosta?

WOOSTA:
(COUGHS, SPLUTTERS) I can't breathe in here with him-

DONG:
(COUGHS, SPLUTTERS) -and you haven't even got lungs.

CLICK HERE for all our VIDEOS

http://woostandong.blogspot.com/search/label/Videos

or
ALL OUR VIDEOS FROM THE BEGINNING! CLICK HERE! NOW!

PRINCESS FOR DONG - Sexy superhero girl kicking in park

2009-07-15T17:50:00.001+01:00

DONG THROWS SOME KUNG-FU-STYLE MOVES.

DONG:
Hiiii -YA.

WOOSTA WANDERS IN WITH A MUG OF TEA.

WOOSTA:
You alright there, Dong.

DONG:
HAAA- YA.

WOOSTA:
(RE. MUG) You said you didn't want one.

DONG:
I need to keep focus and train...

WOOSTA:
This week's Princess for Dong?

DONG:
Ho-yeah. (TWIRL AND CHOP)
HIII- YA!

DONG JUMPS WOOSTA, SMASHING THE HOT TEA ALL OVER THEM.

WOOSTA:
YAH! (OUCHY NOISES) HA- YA... YAHH... YAHHHH...

DONG:
(IMPRESSED) You are now ready to meet Princess, Sensei.

WOOSTA:
Wax off.
WAX - OFF.

CLICK HERE for all our PRINCESS FOR DONG posts

http://woostandong.blogspot.com/search/label/Princess%20for%20Dong

Episode 4 - Woosta and Dong watch the Chinese X-Factor - another vid from MISSIONFAIL2004

2009-07-13T18:07:00.001+01:00

#4 MISSIONFAIL2004 - WOOSTA and DONG And The Chinese Song

DONG:
So this is another video from our failed mission in 2004...

WOOSTA:
MISSIONFAIL2004 - Happy days.

DONG:
Yeah, you look like you're enjoying yourself.

WOOSTA:
Can't help myself. Sometimes you've just got to get caught up in the moment.

DONG:
And I don't think those are the correct lyrics to My Way.

WOOSTA:
I don't think they're the right words to any song.

DONG:
So we leave you of what we think a Chinese X-Factor might look like...
if not, sound.

WOOSTA:
And now... The end is near...

CLICK HERE for all our VIDEOS

http://woostandong.blogspot.com/search/label/Videos

WOOSTA and DONG WEEK 4 AweBOT1 Assessment

2009-07-05T18:24:00.007+01:00

AweBOT1 watch tennis. Better man player win. Here is assessment week four.

MISSION OBJECTIVE #3
Get an Anthem for PARTYFUNTIME2022
WOOSTA AND DONG FAIL.

MISSION OBJECTIVE #2
DONG find Princess.
WOOSTA AND DONG FAIL.

MISSION OBJECTIVE #1
Friends, Fans, Followers = HELPERS

BLOG

NEED 1,000 Posts
- ACTUAL 33
NEED 1,000,000 Eyeball hits
- ACTUAL 596
NEED 10,000 Email subscribers
- ACTUAL 3

FAIL.

NEED 1,000,000 Profile Views
- ACTUAL 251
NEED 100,000 Friends
- ACTUAL 130

FAIL.

NEED 10,000 updates
- ACTUAL 107
NEED Follow 10,000
- ACTUAL 168
NEED 100,000 followers
- ACTUAL 161

FAIL.

NEED 100 videos uploaded
- ACTUAL 9
NEED 1,000,000 total video views
- ACTUAL 769
NEED 100,000 channel views
- ACTUAL 218
NEED 1000 subscribers
- ACTUAL 4

FAIL.

AWEBOT1 QUANTIFY:
subscribers + friends + followers + subscribers = Helpers

3 + 130 + 161 + 4 = 298.

HELPERS MUST EQUAL 1,000,000 OR MORE.

298 NOT EQUAL 1,000,000.

WOOSTA AND DONG FAIL.

WOOSTA AND DONG STAY.

That is all. -- AweBOT1

This Week's VIEWER MAIL- all the stuff you've sent us

2009-07-02T18:36:00.002+01:00

DONG:
Okay, we've got some stuff in from you.
(EMPTY HANDS)
Oh. Where's it gone.

WOOSTA:
(HANDS FULL OF PAPER)
First message...

DONG:
On our Facebook profile, Fanny writes...

WOOSTA:
"Frábær tónlist! Frábær hugmynd!"

DONG:
Yes. We think so too.
On our bebo profile, OuTta Here writes...
wat ues think of me new pic ha.

WOOSTA:
Thanks for asking OuTta Here, Wes thinks wes scared ha?
Insults blog linked to our CLASSIFIED ADS vid.

DONG:
Thanks for the plug, Insults Blog.
(PAUSE)
That's Insults Blog.

WOOSTA:
Jono writes on our bebo, best of luck the 2022 project.
Yeah, starting to think we're gonna need it.

DONG:
Any idea how we get more friends?

WOOSTA:
Keep us sending your
tweets on twitter
wall posts on facebook
comments on bebo
and hate mail on youtube

DONG:
Or leave a COMMENT by clicking on COMMENTS below.
(KISS)

CLICK HERE for all our PRINCESS FOR DONG posts

http://woostandong.blogspot.com/search/label/Princess%20for%20Dong

This week's anthem for PARTYFUNTIME2022 - "funny indian dance"

2009-07-01T18:04:00.002+01:00

WOOSTA:
Okay, so we're a bit late with this post - this week's ANTHEM FOR PARTYFUNTIME2022.

DONG:
We're getting a bit hot here.

WOOSTA:
This week's ANTHEM is nominated by Uber-Helper Jeni_girl as a comment on last week's anthem

DONG:
Man, this afternoon feels like the surface of the sun.

WOOSTA:
Anyway, turn up your speakers and enjoy "funny indian dance (Tunak Tunak Tun)"

DONG:
Thanks Jeni_girl - ANYONE ELSE GOT ANY OTHERS?

DONG:
God... I can not be bothered to find a Princess today.
Too hot man.

WOOSTA:
That's a shame - we got a good one too.

DONG:
I'll take a look at her next week - leave a COMMENT below if you think of a good song or a nice Princess for me.

CLICK HERE for all our ANTHEM FOR PARTYFUNTIME2022 posts

http://woostandong.blogspot.com/search/label/Anthem%20for%20PFT22

Behind the scenes photos from our failed 2004 mission...

2009-06-29T18:35:00.009+01:00

DONG:
(ONE BREATH) Hey there, thought you'd like these behind the scenes pictures I found when we were going through the tapes to put all the stuff where we went wrong back in 2004 on up here over the weekend so take a look and-
(PASSES OUT. NO BREATH)

WOOSTA:
(ALONE. BEAT.)
Leave a comment. Or something.
(TO FLOOR)
You alright there Dong?

DONG: (OFFSCREEN)
(gasp)

CLICK HERE for all ourPHOTOS posts

http://woostandong.blogspot.com/search/label/Photos

WOOSTA and DONG WEEK 3 AweBOT1 Assessment

2009-06-28T21:40:00.001+01:00

AweBOT1 on time. AweBOT1 order - stop annoying twitterpeople.

MISSION OBJECTIVE #3

Get an Anthem for PARTYFUNTIME2022

WOOSTA AND DONG FAIL.

MISSION OBJECTIVE #2

DONG find Princess.

WOOSTA AND DONG FAIL.

MISSION OBJECTIVE #1

Friends, Fans, Followers = HELPERS

BLOG

NEED 1,000 Posts
- ACTUAL 29

NEED 1,000,000 Eyeball hits
- ACTUAL 525

NEED 10,000 Email subscribers
- ACTUAL (STILL ONLY) 3

FAIL.

NEED 1,000,000 Profile Views
- ACTUAL 214

NEED 100,000 Friends
- ACTUAL 114

FAIL.

NEED 10,000 updates
- ACTUAL 97

NEED Follow 10,000
- ACTUAL 180

NEED 100,000 followers
- ACTUAL 146

FAIL.

NEED 100 videos uploaded
- ACTUAL 7

NEED 1,000,000 total video views
- ACTUAL 615

NEED 100,000 channel views
- ACTUAL 163

NEED 1000 subscribers
- ACTUAL 4

FAIL.

AWEBOT1 QUANTIFY:
subscribers + friends + followers + subscribers = Helpers

3 + 114 + 146 + 4 = 267.

HELPERS MUST EQUAL 1,000,000 OR MORE.

267 NOT EQUAL 1,000,000.

WOOSTA AND DONG FAIL.

WOOSTA AND DONG STAY.

That is all.

-- AweBOT1

All about us - who are we, and what are we doing?

2009-06-28T17:53:00.005+01:00

WOOSTA:
We tried to get up on E-t culture when we were here back in 2004.
We did it by watching as many videos as possible.
After about 8, Dong hit mission fail and we got sent back to aLF cENT.

DONG:
Or as we'd say locally... F-ing A.

WOOSTA:
So now we're back our bosses have given us a bit more time,
and instead of using one channel, we're working things out here as a web series.

DONG:
So we can communicate with you two ways...

WOOSTA:
We've got to get as many eyeballs to get as many Helpers...

DONG:
The more helpers we get - the smoother everything will go in PARTYFUNTIME2022.

WOOSTA:
Soon as we get a million Helpers...

DONG:
...we are outty!

WOOSTA:
Looks like the AB's are counting Helpers as
friends on bebo
subscribers on YouTube
friends on facebook
or signups on the blog here by EMAIL.

DONG:
And eyeballs are all over the place.
Just like yours Woosta.

WOOSTA:
So if you wanna help us out by watching our stuff, or add us as a friend.

DONG:
A friend is just an alien you haven't yet helped".

WOOSTA:
That's... quite a good thing you got there Dong.

DONG:
Can we use it as our catchphrase then?

WOOSTA:
No.

DONG:
If you want to get in touch with us-

WOOSTA:
Leave a comment.

DONG:
If you want to send any feedback or any form of message-

WOOSTA:
Leave a comment.

DONG:
If you REALLY want to get in touch with us...

WOOSTA:
We're on woostandong
at gmail
dot com

WOOSTA & DONG X

VIDEO #3 - MISSIONFAIL2004 - WOOSTA and DONG And The Sneezing Girl

2009-06-26T20:12:00.003+01:00

DONG:
Ah, Donna Griffiths, sneezing girl.

WOOSTA:
Yeah, sneezy girl. I kinda liked this vid - glad we put this one up early on.

DONG:
Wonder what's she's doing now.

WOOSTA:
Another box of kleenex. They didn't have bebo and the Internet and all that back then.

DONG:
Just bodily functions.

WOOSTA:
That's what 12 year old girls did.

DONG:
Just bodily functions.

WOOSTA:
She wouldn't've been able to see the screen anyway.
It'll all've been covered.

DONG:
By the bodily functions.

CLICK HERE for all our VIDEOS

http://woostandong.blogspot.com/search/label/VIDEOS

This Week's VIEWER MAIL - all the stuff you've sent us

2009-06-25T18:02:00.001+01:00

WOOSTA:

Okay - it's Thursday... and that can mean only one thing.

VIEWER MAIL.

DONG:
Yeah, but this is like the first time we've done this. So let us guide you gently over to our Inbox. First message.

DONG:
Becci writes on our bebo profile: "You have just made me smile, so I don't need anymore help, kind puppets!"

WOOSTA:
Cinch. G'nite, see you next week.

DONG:
No, we got some more here. And she goes on,- "You are so cute."

WOOSTA:
Okay, - she hasn't seen the old vids we put up. Good. Next message.

DONG:
James, Laura, and Darren from RentalBoys, ask "Who are you? No seriously who are you? Are you a cult?"

WOOSTA:
So we told them we came here back in 2004 - but Dongey screwed up and we blew the mission, and now we're sent back again to get more helpers for the Event we're organising in 2022 & we're doing it as a web show...
(TAKES BREATH)

DONG:
The more videos we make, the more eyeballs we get, the more Helpers we'll have for PARTYFUNTIME2022.

WOOSTA:
We'll put the old videos up. Get feedback. And make some new ones anyway.

DONG:
Next message is from Joanne - also via the bebo.

DONG:
(READS) yea kewl beans em hu are yas or wha do yas do lyk?

WOOSTA:
Hmm, good question Jo-Jo. We study E-t culture mainly by watching vids. Hundreds and hundreds of vids. Our plan is if we make enough vids of us watching vids, then we'll get more eyeball time, and more E-tings adding us as friends and finally finish our first mission! Yay!

DONG:
That is, like, so profound.

WOOSTA:
"Boys get out more". Maybe they do Phil. Maybe they do.

[AWKWARD PAUSE]

WOOSTA:
We... wouldn't know. We're not experts.

[MORE AWKWARD PAUSE]

DONG:
Well thanks for that Phil.

WOOSTA:
Yeah - send us another message - looking forward to it.

DONG:
The wisdom of Phil.

WOOSTA:
This is from the Facebook account we opened and haven't told anyone about.

DONG:
"Þú ert sætur.. Hvor ert þú?" - I don't think I'm saying it right, W.

WOOSTA:
And we can't find an online Icelandic to aLF cENT translator thing.

DONG:
Great to hear from you though. That's near where we landed.

DONG:
"U.R. funny. saw the UCAS u filled out -maybe you could do mine as well hehe"

WOOSTA:
No. No we can't. Do we look like some kind of sixth form substitute fill-in-

DONG:
I've done it already, W.
And managed not to bring down the UCAS servers this time.

WOOSTA:
Oh, kewl. Great question, thanks Jeni.

WOOSTA:
You know, Dong, - I still think there's something not right about your
E-t words there. It just doesn't look right.

DONG:
That's because I SUCK at the languages, and you don't.

WOOSTA:
Yeah, I still don't think you're using them right.
Anyway, there goes the Viewer Mail this week.

You can leave comments on our bebo, facebook, twitter, or right here
by clicking on COMMENTS below.

CLICK HERE for all our VIEWER MAIL (when we get some more).

http://woostandong.blogspot.com/search/label/Viewer%20Mail

WOOSTA and DONG X

What's In Your Beautiful Head?

2009-06-25T14:19:00.001+01:00

WOOSTA:
This is the home for our "CONTACT US".

So what are you thinking?

What's on your mind?

What can we do for you?

What do you want to tell us?

Tell us. Go on. TELL US.

(Just click on COMMENTS below.
Or twat us on twitter at @woostandong
or leave a comment on our bebo profile...)

W X

This week's PRINCESS FOR DONG - Latino Music Photos Lady

2009-06-24T18:09:00.002+01:00

DONG:

Hi there.

I've got to find a Princess for PARTYFUNTIME2022 - And THIS WEEK I think I've definitely found her.

(Don't worry about the weirdy rudey still below - I've checked the vid, and it's totally wholesome, and fit for a Princess of my Province.)

Hey, the music could also be, like, another ANTHEM FOR PFT22.

We'll see if she ends up being The One. In the meantime...

Have you got a Princess for me? Just leave a COMMENT below!

CLICK HERE for all my PRINCESS FOR DONG posts

http://woostandong.blogspot.com/search/label/Princess%20for%20Dong

DONG DONE DIS.

We got to find an anthem for PARTYFUNTIME2022 - so here's The Beatbox

2009-06-24T00:09:00.003+01:00

DONG:
Okay, so it's Tuesday and we've got to, like, find an Anthem for PARTYFUNTIME2022.

Any ideas?

All we've come up with this week is this guy:

But we think AweBOT1's totally gonna go for this.

Just in case he doesn't - have you, like, got a suggestion for a tune that would make a great Anthem for PFT22?

Just leave a comment in COMMENTS underneath - it'd be great to have a backup plan.

DONG DONE DIS X.

All our videos will try to live together in harmony here

2009-06-22T07:09:00.006+01:00

DONG:

Hi there,

This is where we'll try and put all our videos once they've gone up.

If we've left any out, leave us a COMMENT below!

If you want us to make a video, or give you a shout, leave a comment in COMMENTS below!

Or CLICK HERE for our latest posts on Videos
http://woostandong.blogspot.com/search/label/Videos

WOOSTA and DONG x

Ep1 A Welcome Message from WOOSTA and DONG and winkie

Ep2 CLASSIFIED AD BREAK - HELP! - SEND US MORE - Woosta and Dong -

Ep3 - MISSIONFAIL2004 - WOOSTA and DONG And The Sneezing Girl

VIDEO #1 - Welcome Message from WOOSTA and DONG and winkie

2009-06-21T22:28:00.003+01:00

DONG:
Okay, so this is the first video we made -- it's the only take we could use. And I'm not sure we can even use this one.

WOOSTA:
Yeah - I'm so embarrassed - look at me - standing on the wrong side there like a shaznut.

DONG:
I think you're s'posed to be, like, welcoming people?
Not going on about your Winkie.

WOOSTA:
Winkie deserves welcoming to everyone.
The world deserves a welcome to Winkie.

DONG:
Anyway, what do YOU think? You can totally leave you comments by clicking on the word COMMENTS below.

And CLICK HERE for all our posts about our VIDEOS.
http://woostandong.blogspot.com/search/label/Videos

WOOSTA and DONG WEEK 2 AweBOT1 Assessment

2009-06-21T20:54:00.002+01:00

AweBOT1 on time. AweBOT1 order you - clean up this website.

MISSION OBJECTIVE #3

Get an Anthem for PARTYFUNTIME2022

WOOSTA AND DONG FAIL.

MISSION OBJECTIVE #2

DONG find Princess.

WOOSTA AND DONG FAIL.

MISSION OBJECTIVE #1

Friends, Fans, Followers = HELPERS

BLOG

NEED 1,000 Posts
- ACTUAL 20

NEED 1,000,000,000 Eyeball hits
- ACTUAL 325

NEED 10,000 Email subscribers
- ACTUAL 3

FAIL.

NEED 1,000,000,000 Profile Views
- ACTUAL 129

NEED 100,000 Friends
- ACTUAL 86

FAIL.

NEED 10,000 updates
- ACTUAL 50

NEED Follow 10,000
- ACTUAL 517

NEED 100,000 followers
- ACTUAL 61

FAIL.

NEED 100 videos uploaded
- ACTUAL 7

NEED 1,000,000 total video views
- ACTUAL 444

NEED 100,000 channel views
- ACTUAL 92

NEED 1000 subscribers
- ACTUAL 3

FAIL.

AWEBOT1 QUANTIFY:
subscribers + friends + followers + subscribers = Helpers

3 + 86 + 61 + 3 = 153.

HELPERS MUST EQUAL 1,000,000 OR MORE.

153 NOT EQUAL 1,000,000,000.

WOOSTA AND DONG FAIL.

WOOSTA AND DONG STAY IN EARTH.

That is all.

-- AweBOT1

We can send all our stuff out on the Emails now - WOOSTA and DONG

2009-06-18T16:24:00.002+01:00

DONG:

GET our stuff by E-mail all just by clicking on the link below.

Subscribe to Woosta and Dong by Email

Woosta says he writes them, but I think it's an automatic digest of all our posts assembled automatically. I have no idea what that means, but it sounds kinda cool.

X

We tried to help a student... and did her UCAS form...

2009-06-18T13:36:00.002+01:00

DONG:

Okay, so the first week's not going so good - y'know with the whole 999,999,946 Helpers short thing - but we've got some great stuff coming... honest.

We even tried reaching out to some students:
Woosta went nuts on the twitter login & followed everyone posting word "exams"
"cause they have brains and work hard
and they have time on their hands in 2022".

We followed some people with the word exams in their tweets, and they like followed us for about 5 minutes, then unfollowed us when they saw our profile.

So then Woosta tried following everyone posting the word "UCAS"
"cause they have brains and work hard
and they have time on their hands in 2022".

And we ended up trying to help out one tweeter.

Here's how the conversation went.

We have disguised her and her profile to protect her UCAS application.

"OUR logic" - yay! - She's with us... and is now a Helper!

"flawed" - That's not good, though, is it.

So... I went ahead and filled in her UCAS form for her and sent it in.

If WE can help with your student stuff, leave us a COMMENT below.

DONG DONE DIS.

We got new profile pictures - my bad -

2009-06-17T16:15:00.001+01:00

DONG:

We got our pictures the wrong way round.

Okay, I got our pictures the wrong way round, okay.

So here's a square picture of us the right way round.

That's Woosta, the thing of Red on the left, and me, Dong on the right now.

Like Dec 'n' Ant always stand the right way round.

Let's never speak of this again.

DONG DONE DIS.

Woosta and Dong Week 1 AweBOT1 Assessment

2009-06-17T14:15:00.010+01:00

AweBOT1 Assessment late. AweBOT1 change mission numbers. No apology.

MISSION OBJECTIVE #3

Get an Anthem for PARTYFUNTIME2022

WOOSTA AND DONG FAIL.

MISSION OBJECTIVE #2

DONG find Princess.

WOOSTA AND DONG FAIL.

MISSION OBJECTIVE #1

Friends, Fans, Followers = HELPERS

BLOG

NEED 1,000 Posts
- ACTUAL 17

NEED 1,000,000,000 Eyeball hits
- ACTUAL 198

NEED 10,000 Email subscribers
- ACTUAL 2

FAIL.

NEED 1,000,000,000 Profile Views
- ACTUAL 30

NEED 100,000 Friends
- ACTUAL 29

FAIL.

NEED 10,000 updates
- ACTUAL 20

NEED Follow 10,000
- ACTUAL 123

NEED 100,000 followers
- ACTUAL 20

FAIL.

NEED 100 videos uploaded
- ACTUAL 2

NEED 1,000,000 total video views
- ACTUAL 105

NEED 100,000 channel views
- ACTUAL 62

NEED 1000 subscribers
- ACTUAL 3

FAIL.

AWEBOT1 QUANTIFY:
subscribers + friends + followers + subscribers = Helpers

2 + 29 + 20 + 3 = 54.

HELPERS MUST EQUAL 1,000,000 OR MORE.

54 NOT EQUAL 1,000,000,000.

WOOSTA AND DONG FAIL.

WOOSTA AND DONG STAY IN EARTH.

That is all.

-- AweBOT1

Make a message for the sidebar of our site

2009-06-15T15:30:00.008+01:00

DONG:
Above here is a box that is the right shape and colour for the sidebar on the right hand side.

Draw on it - do whatever you want on it - send it to us - we can put it on the side there.

If we get more than one, you can choose the one that's best.

Woosta says I need a title for it, but all I can come up with is

"Woosta and Dong's free 50625 pixels"?

Man, this is hard.

DONG DONE DIS.

MISSION OBJECTIVE #1 - Friends, Fans, Followers = Helpers

2009-06-15T14:06:00.003+01:00

Friends, Fans, Followers = HELPERS

You get...

BLOG

NEED 1,000 Posts

NEED 1,000,000,000 Eyeball hits

NEED 10,000 Email subscribers

NEED 1,000,000,000 Profile Views

NEED 100,000 Friends

NEED 10,000 updates

NEED Follow 10,000

NEED 100,000 followers

NEED 100 videos uploaded

NEED 1,000,000 total video views

NEED 100,000 channel views

NEED 1000 subscribers

AWEBOT1 QUANTIFY:
subscribers + friends + followers + subscribers = Helpers

HELPERS MUST EQUAL 1,000,000

That MISSION OBJECTIVE #1.

Make videos, pictures, messages things = Get Helpers.
Win mission.

That is all.

-- AWEBOT1

Find a Princess for Dong, not a Queen - thanks

2009-06-15T13:00:00.001+01:00

DONG:

Okay, I've been thinking about it, and I think I've started this all wrong. I need a *Princess*. Queen sounds too old. It's like...
(LOOKS UP WORD)
Presumptious.
That you, my Princess... wherever you are... would want to be Queen in my Province after PARTYFUNTIME2022.

So now the search is called PRINCESS FOR DONG.

CLICK HERE for all PRINCESS FOR DONG links.

DONG DONE DIS.

Find A Queen For Dong

2009-06-15T03:27:00.004+01:00

DONG.

DONG profile

2009-06-14T22:29:00.015+01:00

NAME
Dong

REAL NAME
Unit 112k7g

ALIASES
Dongle, Dongh, Uncle Syd

AWEBOT1 PROFILING

Psych:
Red wannabe. Obsessed with Red culture.

Health:
Prone to Red Rage. In his head.

Pay Grade:
Shrapnel.

CLICK HERE for all of DONG'S POSTS
http://woostandong.blogspot.com/search/label/DONG

REFERENCE IMAGES:

MISSIONFAIL2004

WOOSTA profile

2009-06-14T21:02:00.006+01:00

NAME
Woostan

REAL NAME
Unit 090202

ALIASES
Woosta, Woody, WooWoo, Stan

AWEBOT1 PROFILE
Psych:
Pushy. Extrovert. Eager to please. Leader. In own head.

Health:
Diagnose Little Man Syndrome (E-t condition)
- perfect for i-day Earth.

Missionfail2004:
Earth mission 2004 FAIL.

Pay Grade:
Cell leader.

CLICK HERE for all posts labelled WOOSTA

http://woostandong.blogspot.com/search/label/WOOSTA

REFERENCE IMAGES:-

WOOSTA LOGO

FUR

MISSIONFAIL2004

HEAD

HEAD

Woosta and Dong finally on bebo

2009-06-14T18:18:00.001+01:00

DONG DONE DIS.

Don't try beob.com
- it SUCKS - no pictures... no Sofia's Diary... NUTHIN.

So I tried bebo instead - and what can I say?

It was a little bit easier, and I made some new friends and a skin and everything. Yay.

Here's the bits for skinning up - or you can just click here to pimp dat profile.
http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?PreviewSkinId=9453479205

Become a friend - leave a comment - be a PARTYFUNTIME2022 helper!

DONG DONE DAT.

Lifestory Background

Module Footer (sorry Woosta man, you looked terrible on there, so I didn't use it)

Better Module Footer

Lifestory Header

Author's Badge

Module Header

Help us -- more Classified Ad Breaks

2009-06-13T22:32:00.004+01:00

#2 CLASSIFIED AD BREAK - HELP! - SEND US MORE

Send us more from YOUR local newspapers, so we can use our power for good and make more of these:

Email jpgs, photos or scans of your classified adverts to
woosta n dong at gmail
dot com

Or post a link to your ad photo in COMMENTS below.

And we'll put them up here

MISSION OBJECTIVE #1

2009-06-13T19:14:00.000+01:00

You fail here ago. Awebot notice. You try now more.
Invasion Earth plan 2022. It have codename i-day. Never speak i-day.
Instead use Earthting word make glee happy face. Like words Party Fun Time 2022. But not that - gooder.

Get whole Earthting i-day ready. Awebot quantify Helpers.

Get 1 million Earthting eyeball hits- get 1 million i-day Earthting helpers - Make i-day happen. Come home.

That is all.

Our Places

2009-06-12T11:00:00.000+01:00

DONG - A piece of his fur

2009-06-12T08:14:00.001+01:00

WOOSTA - A piece of his fur

2009-06-11T21:02:00.001+01:00

DONG - i'm in love with one week diet pill lady

2009-06-10T22:32:00.001+01:00

DONG-
I will make this lady queen of my Province after PARTYFUNTIME2022.
See how thin she is. Like footballer man's lady.

She will take no resources. Just some pills.

I saw her when I set up our bebo account for AB1.

What I like is the way the "AS SEEN ON TV" sign bounces right off her chestal area.

The pills must be awesome.

I clicked on her site to find out, you know, her availability to become Queen in 2022. And like clicked on the FAQ there. But my question wasn't there.

So I called her number in the corner, but they said it wasn't like her number or something.

I don't know if I want her to be my Queen now.
She's got like tons of frequently asked questions to answer and everything.
Should she be my Queen?

WoostanDong Channel on YouTube

2009-06-10T11:40:00.002+01:00

http://www.youtube.com/WoostanDong

GLOSSARY

2009-06-10T10:39:00.000+01:00

AB1 or 'B1:
Office nickname for our boss.

Annii:
Terrible Earthtings -plural.

Anonymous:
Race which is our nemesis. They are our nemeses.

Earth-'ting or Earthting:
You. Yes you.

i-day:
See PARTYFUNTIME2013.

Invasion of Earth in 2022:
See PARTYFUNTIME2022.

PARTYFUNTIME2022
OR PARTYFUNTIME 2022 OR PFT22:
The day of the nice fun welcoming parties.
A glorious conquest of fun and parties and happiness for all indigenous inhabitants involved. See also Invasion of Earth in 2022.

That is all.
Alf-Cent slang: High five!

banner logo

2009-06-09T16:43:00.000+01:00