This week's VIEWER MAIL... or some of it...

DONG:
It's messy, but we got to look at
the stuff you flung in our places.

WOOSTA:
IT'S YOUR VIEWER MAIL!

[FULL SCREEN GRAPHIC:
"VIEWER MAIL TITLE
SEQUENCE GOES HERE"

DONG:
We really should take a look at
putting in some kinda title sequence there, W.

WOOSTA:
(HOLDS ONE HAND FINGERS UP IN A "W")
"Wat-ever".

DONG:
That's funny, where did'ya learn that.

WOOSTA:
Bebo. Friend Ben speak.



DONG:
"who the hell are u mestka devka"

WOOSTA:
(LAUGHS) We're not the mestka devka...

DONG:
Man, that'd be awesome though,
wouldn't it Woosta?

WOOSTA:
The mestka devka have a *great* web show over on Orion.

DONG:
Complete shame and waste there is no life on Orion.

WOOSTA:
In your face mestka and devka.
Hope that clears things up for you, Ben.



DONG:
Marijanjohnson writes hope we get- becaome famous on YouTube.

WOOSTA:
Think we'll need a few more than 18 subscribers.
Hey look - if it isn't rfaber DM'ing our twitter.



DONG:
Way ahead of ya.



DONG:
So, another successful VIEWER MAIL.
Keep your comments coming in
on our bebo page
to @woostandong on twitter
on our youtube videos
or COMMENTS below.

WOOSTA:
Huh.


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ANTHEM FOR PARTYFUNTIME2022 - Carry On Music

WOOSTA:
Is that you again?

DONG:
Hey there, we're-

WOOSTA:
It's Tuesday again, so we're looking for an anthem for PARTYFUNTIME2022.

DONG:
Basically a nice tune, or some music
to play loud as hell when the rest of us arrive to anh-

WOOSTA:
Party.

DONG:
Yeah, *party*. In 2022.



WOOSTA:
So here's our candidate this week.
Imagine the skies darkening-

DONG:
-as the craft of unimaginable technology hove into view.

WOOSTA:
With this blasting out from all our speakers.

DONG:
We got bass to turn up too.
I think AweBOT1'll really dig this.

WOOSTA:
ONE MORE TIME.




DONG:
(OVER MUSIC) In case he doesn't go for it...
If you got ANY suggestion for a
music track we should take a look at,
CLICK ON 'COMMENTS' BELOW! X


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PRINCESS FOR DONG - What would Lily Cole do? - Chair.

DONG:
If I make Lily Cole to be Princess of my Province come the day of PARTYFUNTIME2022...

WOOSTA:
...We ask...
What would Lily Cole do?



DONG:
She would have a nice sit down.

WOOSTA:
On the street.
With her own chair.

DONG:
Classsy.
That's a real... Princess For Dong.


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Episode 7 - COLOUR BARS - the essential WOOSTA AND DONG - "0db, 1000 hurts"

DONG:
So yeah, this was a long day in the studio.
We were checking out so many videos
we didn't know when to stop.

WOOSTA:
Doooooooooo....
(BEATBOX NOISE)

DONG:
Dig that groove.
We're gonna start running out of videos soon,
so we're just going to make some more, and
run this bad boy underneath.

WOOSTA:
(MORE BEATBOXING)

DONG:
Get down.

WOOSTA:
(MOUTH RECORD SCRATCH)

DONG:
Bring the beat back.

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Episode 6 - WOOSTA and DONG review sexy lady music videos on our MISSION FAIL 2004

Ep6 Review Music Videos 1 - Lady Videos - WOOSTA and DONG (MISSIONFAIL2004)



DONG:
Laura Pausini and Kele Le Roc.

WOOSTA:
I was so hungry by this stage-

DONG:
Do you think you might've had a some kind of sugar low?

WOOSTA:
Yeah, sugar low during all the honeys.

DONG:
We should put the longer versions of these vids up.
Don't think we come over very well in this one.

WOOSTA:
Don't think we... do what with them where now?

DONG:
(EXITS) I'll go get us that tea.

WOOSTA:
(CALLS) TWO LUMPS.
Ack, I'm doing it again.
Make it stop.


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Some of our VIEWER MAIL this week...

DONG:
Okay, we've not taken a look at our messages from you in a while...

WOOSTA:
We looked at them, - we just didn't write them down.

DONG:
Cool music lover writes on one of our youtube vids... "get your azzes up".



WOOSTA:
They're up, C.M.L. I don't know what they are, but they're up.

DONG:
ECB Films writes on our youtube channel, "Dear awesome person"-



WOOSTA:
Waitaminute. Did he just-

DONG:
Yeah. Person. I know. You see? The kind of hate mail we get?

WOOSTA:
Like this one. A direct message to our twitter account.



DONG:
It's okay W, I done the reply.



WOOSTA:
You're no Queen of no Traffic.
And this one from the bebo page we do.



DONG:
Did you... send a reply or something.

WOOSTA:
(PROUD) Oh yeah.

DONG:
'Cuz... Cuz I think she likes you.

WOOSTA:
Oh.

DONG:
So, another successful VIEWER MAIL.
Keep your comments coming in
on our bebo page
to @woostandong on twitter
on our youtube videos
or COMMENTS below.

WOOSTA:
Huh.


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PRINCESS FOR DONG - twiiter.com girl lady

WOOSTA:
So who's yer Princess this week Dong?

DONG:
Well Woosta, she's from a great site that sounds a bit like twitter but it isn't twitter and it doesn't do anything that twitter does it's just like got a name that spells a bit like twitter.





DONG:
Behold... Girl from (TA DA!) twiiter dot com

WOOSTA:
What.

DONG:
Twiiter. D'ya see - it's like twitter, but if you have big thick fingers like us you go to twiiter instead. They must be very clever to like ensnare us like that...

WOOSTA:
Whatta loada twiits.

WOOSTA WANDERS OFF.

DONG:
She's like a siren of the twiiterati.
AweBOT1's gonna love her.
(TURNS ON SPOT)
Woosta?
If you've got a Princess for me,
- leave her link in the COMMENTS BELOW.
Thank you.
Just in case.


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