All about us - who are we, and what are we doing?

WOOSTA:
We tried to get up on E-t culture when we were here back in 2004.
We did it by watching as many videos as possible.
After about 8, Dong hit mission fail and we got sent back to aLF cENT.

DONG:
Or as we'd say locally... F-ing A.

WOOSTA:
So now we're back our bosses have given us a bit more time,
and instead of using one channel, we're working things out here as a web series.

DONG:
So we can communicate with you two ways...

WOOSTA:
We've got to get as many eyeballs to get as many Helpers...

DONG:
The more helpers we get - the smoother everything will go in PARTYFUNTIME2022.

WOOSTA:
Soon as we get a million Helpers...

DONG:
...we are outty!

WOOSTA:
Looks like the AB's are counting Helpers as
friends on bebo
subscribers on YouTube
friends on facebook
or signups on the blog here by EMAIL.

DONG:
And eyeballs are all over the place.
Just like yours Woosta.

WOOSTA:
So if you wanna help us out by watching our stuff, or add us as a friend.

DONG:
A friend is just an alien you haven't yet helped".

WOOSTA:
That's... quite a good thing you got there Dong.

DONG:
Can we use it as our catchphrase then?

WOOSTA:
No.

DONG:
If you want to get in touch with us-

WOOSTA:
Leave a comment.

DONG:
If you want to send any feedback or any form of message-

WOOSTA:
Leave a comment.

DONG:
If you REALLY want to get in touch with us...

WOOSTA:
We're on woostandong
at gmail
dot com

WOOSTA & DONG X