Episode 7 - COLOUR BARS - the essential WOOSTA AND DONG - "0db, 1000 hurts"

DONG:
So yeah, this was a long day in the studio.
We were checking out so many videos
we didn't know when to stop.

WOOSTA:
Doooooooooo....
(BEATBOX NOISE)

DONG:
Dig that groove.
We're gonna start running out of videos soon,
so we're just going to make some more, and
run this bad boy underneath.

WOOSTA:
(MORE BEATBOXING)

DONG:
Get down.

WOOSTA:
(MOUTH RECORD SCRATCH)

DONG:
Bring the beat back.

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Episode 6 - WOOSTA and DONG review sexy lady music videos on our MISSION FAIL 2004

Ep6 Review Music Videos 1 - Lady Videos - WOOSTA and DONG (MISSIONFAIL2004)



DONG:
Laura Pausini and Kele Le Roc.

WOOSTA:
I was so hungry by this stage-

DONG:
Do you think you might've had a some kind of sugar low?

WOOSTA:
Yeah, sugar low during all the honeys.

DONG:
We should put the longer versions of these vids up.
Don't think we come over very well in this one.

WOOSTA:
Don't think we... do what with them where now?

DONG:
(EXITS) I'll go get us that tea.

WOOSTA:
(CALLS) TWO LUMPS.
Ack, I'm doing it again.
Make it stop.


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Episode 5 - WOOSTA and DONG And The Smoking Man SHORT VERSION- another video from our MISSIONFAIL2004

Ep5 WOOSTA and DONG And The Smoking Man - SHORT VERSION - MISSIONFAIL2004




DONG:
You know I think you might've been kinda hard on this guy...

WOOSTA:
Yeah, for a 25 year old, he's doing great.

DONG:
What a career he's got ahead.

WOOSTA:
(COUGHS) If only he could see it.

DONG:
(SPLUTTERS) Was that you Woosta?

WOOSTA:
(COUGHS, SPLUTTERS) I can't breathe in here with him-

DONG:
(COUGHS, SPLUTTERS) -and you haven't even got lungs.


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Episode 4 - Woosta and Dong watch the Chinese X-Factor - another vid from MISSIONFAIL2004

#4 MISSIONFAIL2004 - WOOSTA and DONG And The Chinese Song




DONG:
So this is another video from our failed mission in 2004...

WOOSTA:
MISSIONFAIL2004 - Happy days.

DONG:
Yeah, you look like you're enjoying yourself.

WOOSTA:
Can't help myself. Sometimes you've just got to get caught up in the moment.

DONG:
And I don't think those are the correct lyrics to My Way.

WOOSTA:
I don't think they're the right words to any song.

DONG:
So we leave you of what we think a Chinese X-Factor might look like...
if not, sound.

WOOSTA:
And now... The end is near...


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VIDEO #3 - MISSIONFAIL2004 - WOOSTA and DONG And The Sneezing Girl

DONG:
Ah, Donna Griffiths, sneezing girl.

WOOSTA:
Yeah, sneezy girl. I kinda liked this vid - glad we put this one up early on.

DONG:
Wonder what's she's doing now.

WOOSTA:
Another box of kleenex. They didn't have bebo and the Internet and all that back then.

DONG:
Just bodily functions.

WOOSTA:
That's what 12 year old girls did.

DONG:
Just bodily functions.

WOOSTA:
She wouldn't've been able to see the screen anyway.
It'll all've been covered.

DONG:
By the bodily functions.


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All our videos will try to live together in harmony here

DONG:

Hi there,

This is where we'll try and put all our videos once they've gone up.

If we've left any out, leave us a COMMENT below!

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WOOSTA and DONG x


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Ep3 - MISSIONFAIL2004 - WOOSTA and DONG And The Sneezing Girl

VIDEO #1 - Welcome Message from WOOSTA and DONG and winkie

DONG:
Okay, so this is the first video we made -- it's the only take we could use. And I'm not sure we can even use this one.

WOOSTA:
Yeah - I'm so embarrassed - look at me - standing on the wrong side there like a shaznut.

DONG:
I think you're s'posed to be, like, welcoming people?
Not going on about your Winkie.

WOOSTA:
Winkie deserves welcoming to everyone.
The world deserves a welcome to Winkie.

DONG:
Anyway, what do YOU think? You can totally leave you comments by clicking on the word COMMENTS below.

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