Episode 6 - WOOSTA and DONG review sexy lady music videos on our MISSION FAIL 2004

Ep6 Review Music Videos 1 - Lady Videos - WOOSTA and DONG (MISSIONFAIL2004)



DONG:
Laura Pausini and Kele Le Roc.

WOOSTA:
I was so hungry by this stage-

DONG:
Do you think you might've had a some kind of sugar low?

WOOSTA:
Yeah, sugar low during all the honeys.

DONG:
We should put the longer versions of these vids up.
Don't think we come over very well in this one.

WOOSTA:
Don't think we... do what with them where now?

DONG:
(EXITS) I'll go get us that tea.

WOOSTA:
(CALLS) TWO LUMPS.
Ack, I'm doing it again.
Make it stop.


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Some of our VIEWER MAIL this week...

DONG:
Okay, we've not taken a look at our messages from you in a while...

WOOSTA:
We looked at them, - we just didn't write them down.

DONG:
Cool music lover writes on one of our youtube vids... "get your azzes up".



WOOSTA:
They're up, C.M.L. I don't know what they are, but they're up.

DONG:
ECB Films writes on our youtube channel, "Dear awesome person"-



WOOSTA:
Waitaminute. Did he just-

DONG:
Yeah. Person. I know. You see? The kind of hate mail we get?

WOOSTA:
Like this one. A direct message to our twitter account.



DONG:
It's okay W, I done the reply.



WOOSTA:
You're no Queen of no Traffic.
And this one from the bebo page we do.



DONG:
Did you... send a reply or something.

WOOSTA:
(PROUD) Oh yeah.

DONG:
'Cuz... Cuz I think she likes you.

WOOSTA:
Oh.

DONG:
So, another successful VIEWER MAIL.
Keep your comments coming in
on our bebo page
to @woostandong on twitter
on our youtube videos
or COMMENTS below.

WOOSTA:
Huh.


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PRINCESS FOR DONG - twiiter.com girl lady

WOOSTA:
So who's yer Princess this week Dong?

DONG:
Well Woosta, she's from a great site that sounds a bit like twitter but it isn't twitter and it doesn't do anything that twitter does it's just like got a name that spells a bit like twitter.





DONG:
Behold... Girl from (TA DA!) twiiter dot com

WOOSTA:
What.

DONG:
Twiiter. D'ya see - it's like twitter, but if you have big thick fingers like us you go to twiiter instead. They must be very clever to like ensnare us like that...

WOOSTA:
Whatta loada twiits.

WOOSTA WANDERS OFF.

DONG:
She's like a siren of the twiiterati.
AweBOT1's gonna love her.
(TURNS ON SPOT)
Woosta?
If you've got a Princess for me,
- leave her link in the COMMENTS BELOW.
Thank you.
Just in case.


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Episode 5 - WOOSTA and DONG And The Smoking Man SHORT VERSION- another video from our MISSIONFAIL2004

Ep5 WOOSTA and DONG And The Smoking Man - SHORT VERSION - MISSIONFAIL2004




DONG:
You know I think you might've been kinda hard on this guy...

WOOSTA:
Yeah, for a 25 year old, he's doing great.

DONG:
What a career he's got ahead.

WOOSTA:
(COUGHS) If only he could see it.

DONG:
(SPLUTTERS) Was that you Woosta?

WOOSTA:
(COUGHS, SPLUTTERS) I can't breathe in here with him-

DONG:
(COUGHS, SPLUTTERS) -and you haven't even got lungs.


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PRINCESS FOR DONG - Sexy superhero girl kicking in park

DONG THROWS SOME KUNG-FU-STYLE MOVES.

DONG:
Hiiii -YA.

WOOSTA WANDERS IN WITH A MUG OF TEA.

WOOSTA:
You alright there, Dong.

DONG:
HAAA- YA.

WOOSTA:
(RE. MUG) You said you didn't want one.

DONG:
I need to keep focus and train...

WOOSTA:
This week's Princess for Dong?

DONG:
Ho-yeah. (TWIRL AND CHOP)
HIII- YA!

DONG JUMPS WOOSTA, SMASHING THE HOT TEA ALL OVER THEM.

WOOSTA:
YAH! (OUCHY NOISES) HA- YA... YAHH... YAHHHH...

DONG:
(IMPRESSED) You are now ready to meet Princess, Sensei.

WOOSTA:
Wax off.
WAX - OFF.



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Episode 4 - Woosta and Dong watch the Chinese X-Factor - another vid from MISSIONFAIL2004

#4 MISSIONFAIL2004 - WOOSTA and DONG And The Chinese Song




DONG:
So this is another video from our failed mission in 2004...

WOOSTA:
MISSIONFAIL2004 - Happy days.

DONG:
Yeah, you look like you're enjoying yourself.

WOOSTA:
Can't help myself. Sometimes you've just got to get caught up in the moment.

DONG:
And I don't think those are the correct lyrics to My Way.

WOOSTA:
I don't think they're the right words to any song.

DONG:
So we leave you of what we think a Chinese X-Factor might look like...
if not, sound.

WOOSTA:
And now... The end is near...


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WOOSTA and DONG WEEK 4 AweBOT1 Assessment

AweBOT1 watch tennis. Better man player win. Here is assessment week four.

MISSION OBJECTIVE #3
Get an Anthem for PARTYFUNTIME2022
WOOSTA AND DONG FAIL.

MISSION OBJECTIVE #2
DONG find Princess.
WOOSTA AND DONG FAIL.

MISSION OBJECTIVE #1
Friends, Fans, Followers = HELPERS

BLOG

NEED 1,000 Posts
- ACTUAL 33
NEED 1,000,000 Eyeball hits
- ACTUAL 596
NEED 10,000 Email subscribers
- ACTUAL 3

FAIL.



NEED 1,000,000 Profile Views
- ACTUAL 251
NEED 100,000 Friends
- ACTUAL 130

FAIL.



NEED 10,000 updates
- ACTUAL 107
NEED Follow 10,000
- ACTUAL 168
NEED 100,000 followers
- ACTUAL 161

FAIL.



NEED 100 videos uploaded
- ACTUAL 9
NEED 1,000,000 total video views
- ACTUAL 769
NEED 100,000 channel views
- ACTUAL 218
NEED 1000 subscribers
- ACTUAL 4

FAIL.


AWEBOT1 QUANTIFY:
subscribers + friends + followers + subscribers = Helpers

3 + 130 + 161 + 4 = 298.

HELPERS MUST EQUAL 1,000,000 OR MORE.

298 NOT EQUAL 1,000,000.

WOOSTA AND DONG FAIL.

WOOSTA AND DONG STAY.

That is all. -- AweBOT1

This Week's VIEWER MAIL- all the stuff you've sent us

DONG:
Okay, we've got some stuff in from you.
(EMPTY HANDS)
Oh. Where's it gone.

WOOSTA:
(HANDS FULL OF PAPER)
First message...



DONG:
On our Facebook profile, Fanny writes...

WOOSTA:
"Frábær tónlist! Frábær hugmynd!"

DONG:
Yes. We think so too.
On our bebo profile, OuTta Here writes...
wat ues think of me new pic ha.



WOOSTA:
Thanks for asking OuTta Here, Wes thinks wes scared ha?
Insults blog linked to our CLASSIFIED ADS vid.






DONG:
Thanks for the plug, Insults Blog.
(PAUSE)
That's Insults Blog.




WOOSTA:
Jono writes on our bebo, best of luck the 2022 project.
Yeah, starting to think we're gonna need it.

DONG:
Any idea how we get more friends?

WOOSTA:
Keep us sending your
tweets on twitter
wall posts on facebook
comments on bebo
and hate mail on youtube

DONG:
Or leave a COMMENT by clicking on COMMENTS below.
(KISS)

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This week's anthem for PARTYFUNTIME2022 - "funny indian dance"

WOOSTA:
Okay, so we're a bit late with this post - this week's ANTHEM FOR PARTYFUNTIME2022.

DONG:
We're getting a bit hot here.

WOOSTA:
This week's ANTHEM is nominated by Uber-Helper Jeni_girl as a comment on last week's anthem

DONG:
Man, this afternoon feels like the surface of the sun.

WOOSTA:
Anyway, turn up your speakers and enjoy "funny indian dance (Tunak Tunak Tun)"

DONG:
Thanks Jeni_girl - ANYONE ELSE GOT ANY OTHERS?

DONG:
God... I can not be bothered to find a Princess today.
Too hot man.

WOOSTA:
That's a shame - we got a good one too.



DONG:
I'll take a look at her next week - leave a COMMENT below if you think of a good song or a nice Princess for me.

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