This Week's VIEWER MAIL - all the stuff you've sent us

WOOSTA:

Okay - it's Thursday... and that can mean only one thing.

VIEWER MAIL.

DONG:
Yeah, but this is like the first time we've done this. So let us guide you gently over to our Inbox. First message.



DONG:
Becci writes on our bebo profile: "You have just made me smile, so I don't need anymore help, kind puppets!"

WOOSTA:
Cinch. G'nite, see you next week.

DONG:
No, we got some more here. And she goes on,- "You are so cute."

WOOSTA:
Okay, - she hasn't seen the old vids we put up. Good. Next message.



DONG:
James, Laura, and Darren from RentalBoys, ask "Who are you? No seriously who are you? Are you a cult?"

WOOSTA:
So we told them we came here back in 2004 - but Dongey screwed up and we blew the mission, and now we're sent back again to get more helpers for the Event we're organising in 2022 & we're doing it as a web show...
(TAKES BREATH)

DONG:
The more videos we make, the more eyeballs we get, the more Helpers we'll have for PARTYFUNTIME2022.

WOOSTA:
We'll put the old videos up. Get feedback. And make some new ones anyway.

DONG:
Next message is from Joanne - also via the bebo.



DONG:
(READS) yea kewl beans em hu are yas or wha do yas do lyk?

WOOSTA:
Hmm, good question Jo-Jo. We study E-t culture mainly by watching vids. Hundreds and hundreds of vids. Our plan is if we make enough vids of us watching vids, then we'll get more eyeball time, and more E-tings adding us as friends and finally finish our first mission! Yay!



DONG:
That is, like, so profound.

WOOSTA:
"Boys get out more". Maybe they do Phil. Maybe they do.

[AWKWARD PAUSE]

WOOSTA:
We... wouldn't know. We're not experts.

[MORE AWKWARD PAUSE]

DONG:
Well thanks for that Phil.

WOOSTA:
Yeah - send us another message - looking forward to it.

DONG:
The wisdom of Phil.

WOOSTA:
This is from the Facebook account we opened and haven't told anyone about.



DONG:
"Þú ert sætur.. Hvor ert þú?" - I don't think I'm saying it right, W.

WOOSTA:
And we can't find an online Icelandic to aLF cENT translator thing.

DONG:
Great to hear from you though. That's near where we landed.



DONG:
"U.R. funny. saw the UCAS u filled out -maybe you could do mine as well hehe"

WOOSTA:
No. No we can't. Do we look like some kind of sixth form substitute fill-in-

DONG:
I've done it already, W.
And managed not to bring down the UCAS servers this time.

WOOSTA:
Oh, kewl. Great question, thanks Jeni.



WOOSTA:
You know, Dong, - I still think there's something not right about your
E-t words there. It just doesn't look right.

DONG:
That's because I SUCK at the languages, and you don't.

WOOSTA:
Yeah, I still don't think you're using them right.
Anyway, there goes the Viewer Mail this week.

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